The Europian Federation of Bagojo is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by The Europian President with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, parental licensing program, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.731 billion Europians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brussels. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Europian economy, worth a remarkable 3,843 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 279,895 Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,042,208 per year while the poor average 52,760, a ratio of 19.8 to 1.

Law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse, and hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bagojo's national animal is the any eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Agnostical Theism.

Bagojo is ranked 10,225^th in the world and 382^nd in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,428.48 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.