The Europian Federation of Bagojo is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by The Europian President with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, national health service, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.929 billion Europians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brussels. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Europian economy, worth a remarkable 3,989 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 286,386 Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 860,446 per year while the poor average 74,406, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities, the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', and programmers often reinvent the wheel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bagojo's national animal is the any eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Agnostic Theism.

Bagojo is ranked 17,624^th in the world and 617^th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 72.33 quips per hour.