The People's Republic of Eastern Ivoight is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, enforced nudity, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 461 million Ivoightinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Ivoightian economy, worth 40.4 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 87,582 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, Leader reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', and worship days have replaced sick days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Ivoight's national animal is the northern mountain lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eastern Ivoight is ranked 14,627^th in the world and 293^rd in The Communist Bloc for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,140.18 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.