The Republic of Eastern Pacific Sovereign Chimore is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-working population of 3.975 billion Eastern Pacific Sovereign Chimoreans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern Pacific Sovereign Chimorean economy, worth 361 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,878 Golds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 307,058 per year while the poor average 19,893, a ratio of 15.4 to 1.

Construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and the government spends millions of Golds every year prosecuting spammers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Pacific Sovereign Chimore's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Eastern Pacific Sovereign Chimore is ranked 34,971^st in the world and 59^th in Lair of the Dragons for Most Developed, scoring 81.1 on the Human Development Index.