The United Empire of Ecnav Enitsuj is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Aeone I with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 32.272 billion Ecnavians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astianas. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ecnavian economy, worth a remarkable 9,032 trillion renxes a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 279,893 renxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag, and ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ecnav Enitsuj's national animal is the griffin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Astianas.

Ecnav Enitsuj is ranked 319,703^rd in the world and 92^nd in Philippines for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -14.9 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.