The Empire of Eerzege is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Oliver Sparx with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, frequent executions, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 14.142 billion Eerzegeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ario. The average income tax rate is 21.5%.
The strong Eerzegean economy, worth 947 trillion lothans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 67,032 lothans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
Travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds', the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, and commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eerzege's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sparxism.
Eerzege is ranked 157,378th in the world and 109th in Lightyears Away for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,890.48 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Eerzege's influence in Lightyears Away fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
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Eerzege was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
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Eerzege's influence in Lightyears Away rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
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Eerzege was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
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Eerzege's influence in Lightyears Away fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
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Eerzege's influence in Lightyears Away fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
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Eerzege's influence in Lightyears Away rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
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Eerzege was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth and the Top 10% for Largest Agricultural Sector.
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Eerzege, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all.
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Eerzege, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.












































