The Confederacy of EF Pangea is a large, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 154 million Pangeans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.2%.

The very strong Pangean economy, worth 8.27 trillion Pangean Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 53,688 Pangean Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Pangean mussels the biggest in Pangea, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, the endangered saltwater humpback beaver is only seen in captivity programs, and welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EF Pangea's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

EF Pangea is ranked 282,469^th in the world and 6^th in Pangea for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.2 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.