The Republic of Egg Men is a massive, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning parrot population. The hard-working population of 1.056 billion Egg Menians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 19.7%.

The Egg Menian economy, worth 45.2 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is 42,763 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Egg Men's national animal is the parrot.

Egg Men is ranked 234,719^th in the world and 1^st in The Egg Men Empire for Largest Black Market, with 264 billion Standard Monetary Units.