The MT Army Museum of EI33 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 26.487 billion EI33ians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 48.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped EI33ian economy, worth 761 trillion Citas a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,740 Citas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EI33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

EI33 is ranked 124,170^th in the world and 1^st in Exterminatus Innocentus for Nicest Citizens, with 13 average smiles per day.