The Constitutional Monarchy of Eichorn is a mid-sized, safe nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 56 million Eichornians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 34.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Eichornian economy, worth 2.71 trillion measures a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,320 measures, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Builders across Eichorn are blocked up with orders for new public loos, ride-sharing often involves some passengers sitting on the roof rack, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eichorn's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eichorn is ranked 125,426^th in the world and 181^st in Saint Osmund for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 623.6 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.