The Socialist Republic of Ejoland is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 13.286 billion Ejolandians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.
The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bunker City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Ejolandic economy, worth a remarkable 5,384 trillion crypto sonns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 405,273 crypto sonns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy, and excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ejoland's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Ejoland is ranked 193rd in the world and 1st in Krillin for Lowest Crime Rates, with 251.74 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Ejoland, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
- : Following new legislation in Ejoland, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy.
- : Following new legislation in Ejoland, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks.
- : Following new legislation in Ejoland, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats.
- : Following new legislation in Ejoland, saying "don't do anything that Leader wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
- : Following new legislation in Ejoland, the government builds houses for foreign newcomers.
- : Following new legislation in Ejoland, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
- : Following new legislation in Ejoland, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
- : Following new legislation in Ejoland, getting milk from the local corner store no longer requires donning advanced hiking gear.
- : Following new legislation in Ejoland, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
