The Fairly ancient puppet of El1tE is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-working population of 4.31 billion El1tEians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The enormous government is primarily concerned with Welfare, with Healthcare, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 43.3%.

The very strong El1tEian economy, worth 128 trillion brown blobs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is 29,792 brown blobs, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have been outlawed. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. El1tE's national animal is the blob.

El1tE is ranked 186,342^nd in the world and 3,657^th in eta for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,079.5 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.