The Federal Republic of El Gran Mexico is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Gabriel Quintanilla with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.154 billion Mexicans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mexico City. The average income tax rate is 39.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Mexican economy, worth 69.6 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,291 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

"Gabriel Quintanilla got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, students at universities think exercise bikes are pieces of abstract art, Gabriel Quintanilla's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht, and students do more community service than homework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. El Gran Mexico's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

El Gran Mexico is ranked 253,885^th in the world and 13^th in Mazdadez for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -7.62 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.