The Marginal Land of Eldeax is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by 🦂 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.713 billion Eldeaxians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of H6664444C999999955555333B. The average income tax rate is 84.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Eldeaxian economy, worth a remarkable 1,776 trillion Collar Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 182,923 Collar Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Gamblers often find their stakes burnt, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', there's nothing more Eldeaxian than revanchism, and the new Eldeaxian-made OS is buggier and more inconvenient than a horse-drawn carriage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eldeax's national animal is the Piguana, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 664444BS999775555CD.

Eldeax is ranked 296,970^th in the world and 2^nd in My World for Highest Drug Use, scoring 19.04 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.