The SPSF Ensign Rivers of Eldwyn I is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.219 billion Eldwynians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The strong Eldwyn Iian economy, worth 132 trillion Lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. Average income is 59,657 Lire, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, one does not simply walk into the tundra, and shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Eldwyn I's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Eldwyn I is ranked 94,984^th in the world and 834^th in eta for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,456.9 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.