The District of Ellice is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by privy council chairman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 22.636 billion Ellicians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The strong Ellicean economy, worth a remarkable 1,352 trillion Juno aurums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 59,734 Juno aurums, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 338,089 per year while the poor average 5,171, a ratio of 65.4 to 1.

School children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, and politicians are fired for opening subjective statements with "I believe". Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ellice's national animal is the quick pink fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ellice is ranked 80,741^st in the world and 1^st in Tuvalu for Largest Black Market, with 4.27 trillion Standard Monetary Units.