The Democratic People's Republic of Elunedris is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 661 million Alfborns are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Public Transport, Education, and Defense also on the agenda, while Welfare receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alfhime. The average income tax rate is 33.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Elunedrisian economy, worth 34.5 trillion Lunar Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,193 Lunar Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, rare steaks seem even bluer now, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and Air Elunedris is rumored to receive more government funding than the Elunedrisian Air Force. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elunedris's national animal is the Great Horned Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Elunedris is ranked 120,055^th in the world and 13^th in Saint Helene for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,333.26 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.