The Colony of Embassie is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 13.37 billion Embassieans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 9.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Embassiean economy, worth 607 trillion kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,423 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Embassie's national animal is the panther.

Embassie is ranked 89,037^th in the world and 1^st in Embassies for Safest, scoring 86.5 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.