The Regional Flag of Embassy Puppet is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its burgeoning elephant population. The democratic population of 6.954 billion Embassy Puppetians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 22.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Embassy Puppetian economy, worth 264 trillion lire a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,069 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Embassy Puppet's national animal is the elephant.

Embassy Puppet is ranked 202,485^th in the world and 37^th in The Embassy for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.26 kickbacks per hour.