The Republic of Ember B is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning squirrel population. The hard-working population of 4.569 billion Ember Bians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 19.0%.

The Ember Bian economy, worth 198 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 43,516 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ember B's national animal is the squirrel, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ember B is ranked 284,814^th in the world and 4^th in Puppet Storage for Most Extreme, scoring 0.56 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.