The Beautiful Meadow Grass of Emerald Junimos is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 7.794 billion Emerald Junimosians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 74.2%.

The powerhouse Emerald Junimosian economy, worth 871 trillion deniers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,776 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, and the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emerald Junimos's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Emerald Junimos is ranked 286,925^th in the world and 1^st in Foxes for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.57 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.