The Pop-Punk Band of Emilys Army is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic population of 27.949 billion Emilys Armyians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loch Lomond. The average income tax rate is 52.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Emilys Armyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,157 trillion Adelines a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 41,415 Adelines, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Graffiti graces every city's streets, Emilys Army has designated Loch Lomond as its capital city, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emilys Army's national animal is the Rom Drom, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Emilys Army is ranked 176,059^th in the world and 2^nd in Green Day for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.78 law-abiding acts per hour.