The Alliance Headquarters of Enduring Conservatives is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.181 billion Conservatives have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Torch of Defiance. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The powerhouse Conservative economy, worth 240 trillion Gold Bars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,338 Gold Bars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 327,991 per year while the poor average 10,953, a ratio of 29.9 to 1.

Cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, retail staff are trained to take both inside leg measurements and the lives of their enemies, the "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Enduring Conservatives in an international press conference. Crime is a serious problem. Enduring Conservatives's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Enduring Conservatives is ranked 232,018^th in the world and 1^st in Union of Enduring Conservative Republics for Smartest Citizens, with 22.68 quips per hour.