The Republic of Energetic Jessetopia is a huge, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning racoon population. The hard-working population of 446 million Energetic Jessetopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 19.5%.

The Energetic Jessetopian economy, worth 19.2 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 42,997 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Energetic Jessetopia's national animal is the racoon.

Energetic Jessetopia is ranked 199,749^th in the world and 7,520^th in Balder for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -3.16 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.