
| Population | 20.627 billion |
| Capital | Enneapolis |
| Leader | Council of Nine |
| Currency | floating point |
| Animal | wild triangle |
The Nonarchy of Enneagon is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Council of Nine with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 20.627 billion Enneagonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enneapolis. The average income tax rate is 55.5%.
The all-consuming Enneagonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,886 trillion floating points a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,460 floating points, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, and former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enneagon's national animal is the wild triangle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Enneagon is ranked 80,442nd in the world and 2nd in House of the Rising Sun for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 55.54 Effective Tax Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Enneagon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in
Enneagon, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone.
- : Following new legislation in
Enneagon, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
- : Following new legislation in
Enneagon, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.
- : Following new legislation in
Enneagon, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months.
- : Following new legislation in
Enneagon, Enneagon is renowned for its lax gun laws.
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Enneagon's influence in House of the Rising Sun rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
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Enneagon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in
Enneagon, newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government.
- : Following new legislation in
Enneagon, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.

















