The Renegade Guardian of Enzo Matrix is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, enslaved workforce, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, devout population of 8.433 billion Enzo Matrixians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.5%.

The thriving Enzo Matrixian economy, worth 594 trillion lire a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,495 lire, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Museums offer moralization or your money back, foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of Enzo Matrix, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders, and former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enzo Matrix's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Enzo Matrix is ranked 211,270^th in the world and 1^st in LONG LIVE THE MINKEY GODS for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,414.34 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.