The Unified Syrillan Federacy of Eothasia is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Madame President Daisy Mayfield with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 18.796 billion Syrillans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Val Royeaux. The average income tax rate is 54.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Syrillan economy, worth a remarkable 1,425 trillion Syrillan dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,860 Syrillan dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eothasia's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is state secularism.

Eothasia is ranked 98,183^rd in the world and 3^rd in Varathron for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,055.66 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.