The Republic of Equatorial Tobia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Otama-Jo Lobobo with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and triple-decker prams. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.872 billion Equatorial Tobians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dokata. The average income tax rate is 23.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Equatorial Tobian economy, worth 130 trillion Gonjas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 69,554 Gonjas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The standard prescription for infertility-causing conditions is "go have a baby", the government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans, thieves insist the wind blew that purse into their hands, and anniversaries of major historical events pass unnoticed. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Equatorial Tobia's national animal is the Dwarf Ostrich and its national religion is Cyanism.

Equatorial Tobia is ranked 297,754^th in the world and 117^th in Aceon for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -7.44 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.