The Noble House of Eramuscas is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Saint Alia of the Knife with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 25.796 billion Eramusci are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jacurutu. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Eramuscasian economy, worth a remarkable 3,057 trillion spice melanges a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 118,533 spice melanges, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, nobody is quite sure what goes into factory nutrient blocks, and cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eramuscas's national animal is the kangaroo mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eramuscas is ranked 329,773^rd in the world and 582^nd in The Communist Bloc for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -17.93 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.