The Lewd Disguise of Erodere is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working population of 8.881 billion Erodereans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 40.2%.

The all-consuming Eroderean economy, worth 791 trillion deniers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,157 deniers, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

E-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, and whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Eroderean Embarrassments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Erodere's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Erodere is ranked 89,325^th in the world and 1^st in The Democratic States of Scadrial for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,093.96 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.