The Holy Golden Doge States of ErykCarrillo is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by EXPUNGED with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.773 billion ERROR are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santa Christmas. The average income tax rate is 83.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient REDACTED economy, worth a remarkable 2,794 trillion Golden Dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 166,610 Golden Dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Golden Dogecoins to support "struggling" industries, and vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ErykCarrillo's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is dogeism.

ErykCarrillo is ranked 24,772^nd in the world and 2^nd in GOOD BOIs for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,956.9 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.