The Autonomous Region of Erythria is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Governor Georgiou with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.704 billion Erythrians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Erythria. The average income tax rate is 69.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Erythrian economy, worth 947 trillion taels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 166,106 taels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

In a baffling press conference Governor Georgiou proudly dismantled a broken door, anti-government web sites are springing up, foreign leaders are advising that Governor Georgiou's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, and disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Erythria's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Hanaf.

Erythria is ranked 33,950^th in the world and 2,209^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.49 law-abiding acts per hour.