The State of Es Sewes is a titanic, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 20.605 billion Es Sewesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The strong Es Sewesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,121 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 54,429 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 354,904 per year while the poor average 3,303, a ratio of 107 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and Es Sewes has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Es Sewes's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Es Sewes is ranked 325,892^nd in the world and 1^st in Suez for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -8.37 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.