The Free Land of Espapus Unidos is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 297 million grasosos live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.9%.

The powerhouse grasoso economy, worth 29.9 trillion Packs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 100,624 Packs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 911,069 per year while the poor average 1,316, a ratio of 692 to 1.

Bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, and the nation is so apathetic that grasosos can barely find the energy to bring new issues to the government. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Espapus Unidos's national animal is the Pacman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Espapus Unidos is ranked 266,848^th in the world and 12^th in Avantia for Most Patriotic, with 0.92 flags saluted per person per day.