The Royal Sovereignty of Estavia is a behemoth, cultured nation, ruled by Prince Mordred with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 50.076 billion Estavians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, with Education and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avernesse. The average income tax rate is 2.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Estavian economy, worth an astonishing 12,725 trillion Estavian Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 254,128 Estavian Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

In a fit of passion Prince Mordred has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied wolf, sex changes are routinely performed at Estavia's hospitals, and stony-faced ratings board panelists are unamused by free lap dances. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Estavia's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Korsotet.

Estavia is ranked 326,911^th in the world and 7^th in The Cursed Continent of Lodoss for Safest, scoring 4.46 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.