The United States of Estercolero is a mammoth, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 5.962 billion Estercoleroans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 19.9%.

The Estercoleroan economy, worth 254 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 42,580 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Estercolero's national animal is the Kitsune.

Estercolero is ranked 129,606^th in the world and 1^st in The Eastern Bloc for Rudest Citizens, with 49.93 insults per minute.