The Satanic Republic of Estonian Satanists is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Xrix Satanas Max with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 13.45 billion Estonian Satanists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pärnu. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Estonian Satanist economy, worth a remarkable 1,727 trillion EEKS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,472 EEKS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Global warming is heating up, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, the face of Xrix Satanas Max is a permanent feature of the Pärnu skyline, and most pop videos prominently feature the Estonian Satanist flag. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Estonian Satanists's national animal is the Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Estonian Satanists is ranked 282,671^st in the world and 5^th in The Satanic P0rguist Realm for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.38 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.