Population | 14.151 billion |
Capital | Neutalinn |
Leader | Queen Louise Victoria II |
Faith | Lutheranism |
Currency | Reichsmark |
Animal | Barn Swallow |
The Kingdom of Estonland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Louise Victoria II with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.151 billion Estonlandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neutalinn. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Estonlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,481 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 246,020 Reichsmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Government projects are full of waste, emojis are the soul of wit, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, and several inches are being added to first class seating. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Estonland's national animal is the Barn Swallow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Lutheranism.
Estonland is ranked 289,654th in the world and 312th in KAISERREICH for Highest Food Quality, scoring 3.45 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Estonland lodged a message on the KAISERREICH Regional Message Board.
- : Estonland lodged a message on the KAISERREICH Regional Message Board.
- : Estonland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 5% for Most Avoided, Most Developed, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Highest Average Incomes.
- : Estonland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Estonland lodged a message on the KAISERREICH Regional Message Board.
- : Estonland lodged a message on the KAISERREICH Regional Message Board.
- : Estonland lodged a message on the KAISERREICH Regional Message Board.
- : Estonland's influence in KAISERREICH rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Estonland lodged a message on the KAISERREICH Regional Message Board.
- : Estonland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.