The NOT a Commander of Eternal Commander is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by a raider with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate population of 11.392 billion raiders are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Update City. The average income tax rate is 10.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient raider economy, worth 411 trillion rubledollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,114 rubledollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

A raider has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, The Update has been named as Eternal Commander's national religion, and studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done". Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Eternal Commander's national animal is the hawk and its national religion is The Update.

Eternal Commander is ranked 307,465^th in the world and 21^st in Van der waals for Most Developed, scoring 48.53 on the Human Development Index.