The Pretitled of Eternal Dominion is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Pontiff Gene Erikson with an iron fist, and remarkable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.882 billion Sargassians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kule. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sargassian economy, worth a remarkable 1,076 trillion 1 ₺ Sargassian Lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,585 1 ₺ Sargassian Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBED Governor goes house hunting, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, air purifiers fight smoke machines on Sargassian stage setups, and nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eternal Dominion's national animal is the Chihuahua, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Order of Piety.

Eternal Dominion is ranked 29,065^th in the world and 22^nd in Saint Helene for Highest Poor Incomes, with 76,414.46 Standard Monetary Units.