The Dominion of Ethnic Tsakhur is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 1.413 billion Tsakhurs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Education, Administration, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tsakhur. The average income tax rate is 50.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Tsakhur economy, worth 11.0 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Retail, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 7,805 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, elementary school children develop thousand-yard stares, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, and asylum seekers have voted Ethnic Tsakhur as best layover destination. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ethnic Tsakhur's national animal is the Eurasian Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ethnic Tsakhur is ranked 290,954^th in the world and 4^th in Independence Hill for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.3 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.