The Kingdom of Etuaria is a very large, cultured nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 239 million Etuarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Etuarian economy, worth 18.4 trillion Lire a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,792 Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and going on a diet invalidates your passport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Etuaria's national animal is the Lamb, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Etuaria is ranked 73,023^rd in the world and 29^th in Union of Christian Nations for Most Developed, scoring 69.53 on the Human Development Index.