The Armed Republic of Eubalia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Council of Governors with an iron fist, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.076 billion Eubalians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 55.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Eubalian economy, worth 45.8 trillion Marques a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 42,574 Marques, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", industrial chicken farmers hear no evil see no evil and cluck no evil, Eubalia has designated Eubalia City as its capital city, and the Federal Council of Eubalia has been announced as the new Head of State. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eubalia's national animal is the Sparrow.

Eubalia is ranked 196,965^th in the world and 28^th in Saint Helene for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 424.59 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.