The Ελληνιστικό Βασίλειο of Eumenios is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Satrap Eumenios of Cardia with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, enforced nudity, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.742 billion Andarian Stellar Cappadocian-Paphlagonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gangra. The average income tax rate is 53.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Andarian Stellar Cappadocian-Paphlagonian economy, worth 233 trillion Tetradrachms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 62,446 Tetradrachms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

There's never a spare chair in the retirement home, the nation's holy places are littered with doughnut crumbs, the nation's latest batch of politicians include internet comedians, an alleged serial killer, and a highly trained Eagle, and unwilling fathers wish they had looked for a late-night pharmacy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eumenios's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Pantheism.

Eumenios is ranked 62,951^st in the world and 1^st in The Octans Constellation for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,623.08 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.