The Empire of Euoai is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its daily referendums. The democratic, devout population of 10.394 billion Euoaians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nirvana. The average income tax rate is 35.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Euoaian economy, worth 389 trillion lire a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 37,453 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Nirvana's flashy holiday light displays can be seen from space, advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, Leader's support among single young men has drooped slightly, and Euoai has designated Nirvana as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Euoai's national animal is the emu, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Euoai is ranked 87,885^th in the world and 1,150^th in Pacifism for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,534.1 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.