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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,208thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,125thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,382nd
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
In republicans and only republicans we believe
Ali N
Influence
Superpower
Council
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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European Union Space Force

Population1.558 billion

CapitalHindenburg
LeaderAli N
FaithAtheist

CurrencyMark
AnimalGolden eagle

The Republic of European Union Space Force is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ali N with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.558 billion Europeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hindenburg. The average income tax rate is 58.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient European Union Space Forcean economy, worth 190 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,573 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bigtopian relations have become a minefield, business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of European Union Space Force, and the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. European Union Space Force's national animal is the Golden eagle and its national religion is Atheist.

European Union Space Force is ranked 60,812th in the world and 2nd in United European Union of republics for Highest Food Quality, scoring 30.56 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,208thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,125thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,382ndMost Patriotic: 13,794thMost Conservative: 13,828thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,409thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 16,886thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,169thMost Cultured: 19,244thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,872ndHighest Poor Incomes: 21,172ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,289thMost Devout: 23,771stMost Developed: 24,230thLongest Average Lifespans: 24,800thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27,622ndMost Corrupt Governments: 27,705th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in European Union Space Force, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
  • : Following new legislation in European Union Space Force, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of European Union Space Force.
  • : Following new legislation in European Union Space Force, business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders.
  • : Following new legislation in European Union Space Force, Bigtopian relations have become a minefield.
  • : European Union Space Force was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in European Union Space Force, mass shootings have become the new normal.
  • : Following new legislation in European Union Space Force, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise.
  • : Following new legislation in European Union Space Force, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers.
  • : Following new legislation in European Union Space Force, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed.
  • : Following new legislation in European Union Space Force, citizens who refuse to vote are guillotined.

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