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Highest Drug Use: 1,624thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,900thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,428th
The Panda's Federal Republic of
Knowledge is Power
Communications Officer
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Europeia Dispatch Office

Population13.179 billion

CapitalRaging Coolidgetopia
Leadera Panda that wandered into the Capitol


The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by a Panda that wandered into the Capitol with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.179 billion Dispatchers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raging Coolidgetopia. The average income tax rate is 33.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Europeian economy, worth a remarkable 2,284 trillion Dispatches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 173,324 Dispatches, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Raging Coolidgetopia Natural History Museum, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime is well under control. Europeia Dispatch Office's national animal is the Journalist, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Europeia Dispatch Office is ranked 20,059th in the world and 98th in Europeia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,815.71 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Highest Drug Use: 1,624thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,900thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,428thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,665thMost Efficient Economies: 4,009thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,321stMost Rebellious Youth: 4,796thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,853rdMost Stationary: 5,082ndMost Cultured: 6,186thHighest Economic Output: 6,214thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,433rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,698thSmartest Citizens: 8,026thNudest: 8,675thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,050thHighest Average Incomes: 9,304thTop
Most Influential: 10,673rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,073rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,147thFattest Citizens: 11,291stMost Politically Free: 11,786thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,278thMost Developed: 13,628thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,928thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,952ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,785thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,983rdLargest Populations: 17,343rdMost Extreme: 18,651stHighest Poor Incomes: 19,638thLargest Insurance Industry: 20,059th
Highest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 14th in the regionMost Extreme: 26th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionNudest: 29th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 29th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 33rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 34th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 37th in the regionFattest Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 48th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 55th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 57th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 57th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 59th in the regionLargest Populations: 68th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 71st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 90th in the regionMost Cultured: 92nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 92nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 95th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 98th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 99th in the regionMost Armed: 100th in the regionRudest Citizens: 103rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 112th in the region

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