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Highest Drug Use: 1,604thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,895thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,481st
The Panda's Federal Republic of
Anarchy
Knowledge is Power
Influence
Sprat
Communications Officer
Region
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Europeia Dispatch Office

Population12.545 billion

CapitalRaging Coolidgetopia
Leadera Panda that wandered into the Capitol

CurrencyDispatch
AnimalJournalist

The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by a Panda that wandered into the Capitol with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 12.545 billion Dispatchers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raging Coolidgetopia. The average income tax rate is 33.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Europeian economy, worth a remarkable 2,174 trillion Dispatches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 173,324 Dispatches, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Raging Coolidgetopia Natural History Museum, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime is well under control. Europeia Dispatch Office's national animal is the Journalist, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Europeia Dispatch Office is ranked 75,327th in the world and 347th in Europeia for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 2,290.81 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Highest Drug Use: 1,604thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,895thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,481stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,821stMost Efficient Economies: 3,917thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,250thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,733rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,153rdMost Stationary: 5,256thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,688thMost Cultured: 6,003rdHighest Economic Output: 6,353rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,522ndNudest: 7,349thSmartest Citizens: 7,848thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8,266thMost Politically Free: 8,645thLargest Gambling Industry: 8,677thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 9,403rdMost Influential: 9,585thFattest Citizens: 10,360thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,132ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,298thMost Developed: 13,473rdMost Advanced Public Education: 14,829thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,947thMost Extreme: 15,152ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,319thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,939thLargest Populations: 17,604thRudest Citizens: 17,760th
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Highest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 15th in the regionMost Extreme: 21st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 31st in the regionNudest: 31st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 37th in the regionFattest Citizens: 37th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 37th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 40th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 41st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 42nd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 48th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 56th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 56th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 67th in the regionMost Armed: 71st in the regionLargest Populations: 73rd in the regionMost Cultured: 79th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 82nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 85th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 86th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 86th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 87th in the regionRudest Citizens: 88th in the region

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