The Navy of Eva Bationa is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Pratap Mandal with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and state-planned economy. The cynical population of 3.954 billion Eva Bationans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lemuria. The average income tax rate is 33.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Eva Bationan economy, worth 120 trillion Shells a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 30,437 Shells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, and Pratap Mandal has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eva Bationa's national animal is the Sea Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Navyism.

Eva Bationa is ranked 91,936^th in the world and 1^st in Kamar Taj for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.91 law-abiding acts per hour.