The Federation of Evalidi is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Connak with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, rampant corporate plagiarism, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.063 billion Evali are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Davis. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Evali economy, worth 525 trillion Selvins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 254,664 Selvins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Builders across Evalidi are blocked up with orders for new public loos, the government conducts negotiations with drawings after firing multilinguals for treason, relations with Merovingia are as cold as Evalidi's skill with the blade, and finders keepers is the law of the land. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evalidi's national animal is the Rattlesnake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Evalism.

Evalidi is ranked 37,501^st in the world and 2^nd in The Geography Addicts for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,354.05 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.