The Free Land of Everflowing River is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 1.22 billion Everflowing Riverians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Everflowing Riverian economy, worth 148 trillion Deles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 121,469 Deles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and when their backs are against the walls Everflowing Riverians look out for gay men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Everflowing River's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Everflowing River is ranked 280,778^th in the world and 2^nd in Clio for Largest Black Market, with 66.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.