The United Socialist States of Evermorian is a tiny, orderly nation, remarkable for its national health service, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 14 million Evermorians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The developing Evermorianian economy, worth 458 billion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 32,736 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, government workers are more efficient and more unhappy than ever, greased palms have made Leader's office smell like gravy, and all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evermorian's national animal is the XM800T, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Evermorian is ranked 9,217^th in the world and 2^nd in QA nerds for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 116.38 on the Bus Surprisal Index.